Wednesday, September 30, 2009

In light of recent tragedies...



I've been reading the wikipedia page for American Samoa. Thinking of tryna find away to get to the South Pacific, mayB do sum hard werkin, teachin English - this fair language of ours (flip-flop - wtf?!) and experience sumthin really reals that will make my existence back in the states more interesting to evry1 else.

I read "Getting Stoned With Savages" and "Sex Lives of Cannibals" when I was jobless and smokin pot on the porch in Portland (reprezent!) and felt that this guy was l337 because he went to live on a fuckin tropical island for a couple yrs without a TV - and people want to read about how real his lyfe was.

I really think we should get crackin' on our book about tryna "figure it all out" and "make sumthin of ourselves" - then people can read it and think 'thats exactly how I feel right in this moment - wow, they really get me, mayB I can figure it all out too sumday.'

NEhow. A grl I met in PDX - Land of Benevolence, moved back with her 'rents in NYC (upper east side, harsh) and is leaving in a week for the South Pacific with the Peace Corps - maybe we should get gay married in Iowa and join to get paid for bein us.....

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

goggleimaged AcidBro for this picture


they look like h3ll@ l@m3 tw33ns


"Every day, u have the opportunity to brand yourself–you have the opportunity to let the world know that you are a person, and within this person is a brand which the whole world can consume."
--carlesbro

Today I had a "meeting" and we drank champagne! I was in the back hoping no one would notice I kept refilling my tiny plastic glass. then the full-timers were complaining about how annoying their health insurance plan is. Fuck you, bros. I have to avoid tween moshers when I go out cause I can't afford to get my face broke.

Have you read this? The writing is kinda boring/ self-important, actually, but it's fun to see what they thought. Haven't gotten to number one yet. Need to print out food stampz form before I do. Kill me.
This is what P4k says about "Galang":
Forget the Grammys-- what M.I.A. really deserves recognition for is her unwavering dedication to the onomatopoeic and the staccato; the hard consonant and the long vowel; the simple pleasure-giving properties of words. "Galang" may be patois for "go on," but the word's real currency, she suggests, is in its stackability, the way it piles on top of itself to galang-a-lang-a-lang. A similar feeling-over-meaning instinct informed many of her future artistic choices, including those related to the complicated and not easily untangled circumstances of the Sri Lankan civil war. Despite its artist-conferred status as protest music, the video for "Galang" features M.I.A. dancing in a stylized wonderland of neon-bright graffitied iconography (bombs, tigers, machine guns) that wears insurgency and inequality like fashion. To a continent that's often guilty of doing exactly that, "Galang" rang to some as troublesome, a criticism that M.I.A. forcefully rejected without ever convincingly explaining away. This willful conflation of style and substance-- and a stubborn refusal to separate one from the other-- has become a constant in her career. It's what makes her relevant and worthy of thought and discussion, and it began here.

Hell yes. she is our Spirit animal. (lots of people probably think that, but they don't really "get it")

I've made a bunch of postcards with those back-of-the-free newsweekly ads of transsexual prostitutes. I don't know if they'll even be delivered, since the USPS is government-owned, and I'm not sure if they like transsexual prostitutes.

Today I saw a bunch of people protesting Pell Grants or something, saying that education without guaranteed jobs is fraud. I'm confused. They didn't look like they had the capacity for irony, although that would be a cool project. We should do that. But I wanted to be like, no shit, bros. Market is saturated with "grads" who have "learned things" and have nothing to apply it to. Some guy I work with was a "linguistics major." Probably thought he was gonna be the next Noam Chomsky and now does menial tasks for low wages. Ho hum.


Welp all the bosses are gone so it's time for me to make use of the color copier! Hell yes. Justifying my existence one stolen good at a time.

have fun with yr tacos......... save me some or somethin!

Harsh realizations.



So I've been in a really weird mental and physical state today. I spent all my hours at work meticulously cutting out these cardboard folders to promote the design group. I think I went into a zen trance, and took a step towards enlightenment. My mind is normally going a million directions, but I've been very lucid and focused all day. And super relaxed... So I'm stoked on my forward lunge towards eternal consciousness....

Or maybe I'm just hungover from all the $1 Miller high lifes I drank last night.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Labor Day Weekend!




Some people get really excited about "long weekends," but that's because their lives suck five days a week. Since I am fortunate to be a part-time employee, every weekend is labor day weekend! Score! Saturday night involved spilling a slurpee down myself inside the 7-11 after getting drunk (redundant, obviously) and getting into an argument with a hot bro i would have otherwise made out with about strip clubs. Wish I didn't have to regret opening my large mouth and therefore offending bro sensibilities of bros. Oh welp! He makes his own beer which i then consumed a lot of, smoked some sort-of legal things, while listening to the velvet underground, and like, getting it, then passing out face down on the futon. 24 and so much more, indeed.

next morning went to an ice cream social at trader joes (children= dumb), bought a basil plant, then sought refuge from binge drinking and humanity with my new best friends, the National Geographic society and their fine, full color periodicals of yesteryear. Convinced myself completely that I am weeks/a couple glue sticks away from being wildly successful and acclaimed and will stop having to explain to my parents why I'm not looking for full time employment. Will try to get my hands on a scanner and send you pixxx.... until then, I think of you when i crack a PBR, and pour some out for you... down my throat.

anyway, work makes me want to off myself, per usu. so fucking dumb. i resent the world when i sit here. don't know what that means. also: facebook quizzes? What the fuck? If you spend most of your waking hours determining Which Rihanna's Haircut you are, why would you want everyone you know to know? I don't understand.

mmmkk!!!!!!!!!111111111 ttys.

Friday, September 4, 2009

GoogleImage: Real Experience



So stoked on our new 'convoblog.' Its much better than convos in 'real' life. Except for interrupting. I love interrupting, and that is hard to do on the netz. But this is just what I needed in my life. I've been in the woods for dayz, and am feeling like ive experienced too much forced realness. It should just happen right? Like the rabbit hole. I still don't know exactly what happened, but I know something real happened.

But for now. I'm happy to be back behind my netz with a fully charged phone for txt-ing. It's how I prepare myself to truly experience something real.

Tory says she is sweet on the December idea: make art and be WAY existential.
Speaking of. Let's talk the Tao of Clueless. This needs to happen, maybe we can write
our book on the netz - pioneer the Self Help - Net Book genre. But then we have to
letterpress it to make it more real. You know how the indie pub world goes.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

ELbrOs




Girl.


so I'm sitting at work right now and pretty excited that this gives me something else to do with my semi-miserable existence as willing-by-default component of the lumbering beast that is modern capitalism... just had a meeting with my "boss" about "work" and I can barely keep a straight face while pretending like I do anything other than set up blogs and play facebook scrabble. But it's ok because I like to think I get paid to read blogs like this one and write blogs like this one. Via getting paid for being me.

So my boss, who we'll call "Dennis," because that's his name, is one of those guys who "majored in doing nothing besides getting a job with a company that will pay him mediocre wages for just the cost of his existence" is now working at my "non-profit that isn't really a non-profit" and thinks he's "doing good." He also is the kind of guy that still follows the football team of his big ten university and refers to the team as "we" and "us." I will probably get fired for writing this, if there is anything good and true in the world. So I spend all day "working on my book" and using the color printer for my own purposes and I'm just like "Um, Dennis, tryna experience something real over here" and he's like, "oh, ok, that's cool. Thanks for all your help and really being a valuable part of the team."

Meanwhile trying to kick the sauce to no avail... wish we were still in the rabbit hole drowning in PBR.

Still think we should/can get paid for being us.

w/b/s

LOLZZZZ!!!!111