And it was only fifty cents! But I'm pretty sure a real one wouldn't come off when you puke in your sleep after 11 Milwaukee's Best(s?). So color me still envious.
Mollz & Emz are keepin it l337 while attempting to get paid for being us in the grand tradition of Fidel Castro, Billy Zane and Andrew WK. We're just tryna experience something real, despite being born in America in the 1980's. Lock up your beer, your gluesticks and your beards.
i know i'm not gay because i don't find this sexy (mostly)
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