l337tweenshozen

so im watching gr33k. (srsly.) i can't stop. whats teh deal with franny? what a crazy beez. also, the broad who plays casey does a perfect job of playing some annoying bland blonde chick with no personality. it's sick.

ALSO. kinda think cappie and evan represent the reverse construct of the "virgin and the whore" dichotomy. like, i love them both, but i want to have a beach house and aryan babies with evan and like get d at 10 am and homeless with cappie.

LOL at how much the plain white tees suck. seriously, am i snoring or are they playing "rock and roll music"? i think they think they are actual rock stars. i think that to get famous, you just have to suck really hard so sad teens will love your songs about "having an unrequited crush."

Evan to gaybashing omega chi bro: "I don't have the time to teach you tolerance."
BOOSH! I want to know where this world is that guys in frats are not allowed to use the word "gay."

UGH. gehk.

Uhhh. You can't go to Thailand or you gotta be back in time for our trip to Chicago.
http://www.brooklynvegan.com/archives/2010/03/stokes_confirme.html

World To People:

"MONEY IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS!"

I made the mistake of reading this, then puked.

Where's the chart of professions of "people who are fucking awesome", drink PBR at 10 am on a Tuesday and lie to their grandparents/bosses/parents' friends about their life goals/career plans/relationship status?

Cause THOSE people are winning at life.